What's Your Porn Star Name? - Jan 2K9 Team Letter
 | New Year’s Resolutions, Super Hero SEX, and The Best XXX SEX- reference on the Planet! At last a Men's Magazine with its Pants Down.
This Team Letter’s big question is ‘what’s your porn star name?’, so go ahead, don’t be shy… tell us. C’mon, you know you’ve got one. There’s a Dirk Diggler, or a “Magnum” Marcus lurking inside every John, Chris, and Tommy. There’s something special about your bedroom style no doubt… are you “All Night” Allen, or is it “Horse Hung” Harry. Sound familiar? Maybe you are Johnny Rocket, whose speed to full-on erection is faster than a rocket ship throttling toward the moon. And Christopher Climax of course is every girl’s best friend.
It could be that your alter ego goes by a slightly more down to earth variety of name that’s lighter on the adjectives, but just sounds cooler than your real name, hunkier, studlier. Or maybe your real name and your porn star name are one and the same. |
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 | | You might have figured out by now, from the way this chat is going that the porn star name isn’t really what’s important here. The cool thing about having a nickname for your bedroom identity is that it assures us that you have a bedroom identity. Guys with secret or not so secret porn star names usually have a pretty good idea what they |
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It would be silly of anyone, in this day and age of easy access internet porn to fool themselves into thinking that this generation and future generations (of guys especially, but everyone really) are not getting their sex-ed from porn. The only problem there, is that most porn doesn’t really teach guys how to be good in bed, it’s not aimed at that, and this is the idea from which bedroom blackbelt was born… call it Porn with Purpose, call it XXX Sex Education, call it a Men’s Magazine with Its Pants Down. Whatever the catch phrase, bedroomblackbelt.com serves up porn focused on teaching exceptional sex skills.
So of course, we want to get you off… this is the perfect place to catch plenty of super-hot porn… but the next time you step through the bedroom door shedding your clothes in route to the hottie on the bed for a little porn-action of your own, we want you to do it with blackbelt confidence. We want you to be able to out-perform your favorite porn-stud hero, and we’ve amassed the knowledge to make it happen. So the next time you make a mad horny dash for the satin sheets, the carpeted floor, the plush sofa, your favorite chair, a steamy hot tub, or even the cramped quarters of your car’s backseat… we want you to know that you are the master of your domain… we want you to know all the right moves and how to hit all the right spots. We want you to be a bedroom blackbelt.
Assistant Editor - Julie J Klein
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