What's Your Porn Star Name? - Jan 2K9 Team Letter
 | New Year’s Resolutions, Super Hero SEX, and The Best XXX SEX- reference on the Planet! At last a Men's Magazine with its Pants Down.
This Team Letter’s big question is ‘what’s your porn star name?’, so go ahead, don’t be shy… tell us. C’mon, you know you’ve got one. There’s a Dirk Diggler, or a “Magnum” Marcus lurking inside every John, Chris, and Tommy. There’s something special about your bedroom style no doubt… are you “All Night” Allen, or is it “Horse Hung” Harry. Sound familiar? Maybe you are Johnny Rocket, whose speed to full-on erection is faster than a rocket ship throttling toward the moon. And Christopher Climax of course is every girl’s best friend.
It could be that your alter ego goes by a slightly more down to earth variety of name that’s lighter on the adjectives, but just sounds cooler than your real name, hunkier, studlier. Or maybe your real name and your porn star name are one and the same. |
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 | | You might have figured out by now, from the way this chat is going that the porn star name isn’t really what’s important here. The cool thing about having a nickname for your bedroom identity is that it assures us that you have a bedroom identity. Guys with secret or not so secret porn star names usually have a pretty good idea what they |
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| are good at in bed, what their special bedroom power is (the name often highlights that power), and we can expand on that. The bedroom blackbelt principals teach us to refine our talents and work through and eliminate our weaknesses. Do you feel cool, confident, and right at home in-between the sheets? Do you know your way around the bed, around your partner’s body, around your own body?
Having a porn star name can be a lot of fun especially if you share it with your lovers and make a game of it, so don’t scrap yours if you’ve got one, but our goal here is to make sure that you have a powerful bedroom identity, the name you give it is completely up to you, and in fact your own name will do just fine. This identity we help you find will be a bedroom blackbelt of course—a sexual master. When you strip off your clothes we want you to be completely in command and ready to lay-down the super star, porn star, super hero sex you’ve always dreamed of having and delivering. That’s right, I said super hero… and not the kind that puts on a costume to assume his alter ego, rather the kind that strips off his daily disguise to reveal the true alpha-male super stud his clothes have hidden all day long.
And that tall order was our New Year’s Resolution: to create the most sophisticated and all inclusive sexual reference for men (and ladies too… ) on the planet. Bedroomblackbelt.com is the result of that dream. Those of you who know Strong Publications, The Hardboy Sexual Fitness Network, and our products, are well aware that we’ve devoted our careers to helping people have the best sex on earth. Bedroomblackbelt.com is the latest milestone in our ongoing mission, and it gives me great pleasure as chief editor to unveil it to you here in this, the first of many team letters from me to you.
Chief Editor - Evander Strong
seen on both blackbelt dojo covers, and elsewhere. |
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 | It’s PORN! It’s SEX-EDUCATION! It’s BEDROOMBLACKBELT.COM!
It would be silly of anyone, in this day and age of easy access internet porn to fool themselves into thinking that this generation and future generations (of guys especially, but everyone really) are not getting their sex-ed from porn. The only problem there, is that most porn doesn’t really teach guys how to be good in bed, it’s not aimed at that, and this is the idea from which bedroom blackbelt was born… call it Porn with Purpose, call it XXX Sex Education, call it a Men’s Magazine with Its Pants Down. Whatever the catch phrase, bedroomblackbelt.com serves up porn focused on teaching exceptional sex skills.
So of course, we want to get you off… this is the perfect place to catch plenty of super-hot porn… but the next time you step through the bedroom door shedding your clothes in route to the hottie on the bed for a little porn-action of your own, we want you to do it with blackbelt confidence. We want you to be able to out-perform your favorite porn-stud hero, and we’ve amassed the knowledge to make it happen. So the next time you make a mad horny dash for the satin sheets, the carpeted floor, the plush sofa, your favorite chair, a steamy hot tub, or even the cramped quarters of your car’s backseat… we want you to know that you are the master of your domain… we want you to know all the right moves and how to hit all the right spots. We want you to be a bedroom blackbelt.
Assistant Editor - Julie J Klein
Seen directly above, and elsewhere. |
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